Title: Lawyer\'s Dog Player: You are player 160430 Today: 416 Description:
Lawyer's Dog
A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, b-lines for the local butcher shop
and steals a roast off the counter. The butcher goes to the lawyer's office and
asks, "if a dog, running unleashed, steals a piece of meat from my store,
do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog's owner?"
"Absolutely," the lawyer responded.
The butcher immediately shot back, "Good! You owe me $7.99 for the roast
your dog stole from me this morning."
The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for $7.99. A few days
later, the butcher, browsing through his mail, finds an envelope from the
lawyer.
