\"I\'ve had it!\" - 2014850
Flashman - 815873
Lawyer\'s Dog - 718121
Add Like Mad - 445414
Paxman - 368236
Stuffed Animals Get Busy - 323183
Very Bad NASCAR Crash - 231064
Beaver Dive - 126843
LineFlyer - 95689
Dirt Bike - 45129
> Top 100 Games
Last 100 Games
Total Games:
Total Plays:
Played Today:

Users Currently Online:
Title:  Generous lawyer
Player:  You are player 5179 Today: 0
Description: 


 

A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.

"Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"

The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?"

Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um ... no."

The lawyer interrupts, "or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?"

The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again.

"or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!"

The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..."

On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, "So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?"



Digg Generous lawyer on Digg.com
Broken Lizard's Beerfest - PARTY FOUL
Broken Lizard share some of the craziest party foul stories they know! Broken Lizard's Beerfest is out now on DVD!
Play now!
Rally 2100
This is simple but interesting. All you need to do is use your mouse to make turn and avoid your other competitor.
Play now!
Simply copy and paste the above code exactly as provided into your website, blog or profile!
Send to a Friend:

Fun Quizzes      Crazy Pets     Funny Pictures     Riddles