Title: Pepper Shaker Player: You are player 8384 Today: 0 Description: Sorry it took me so long but I had to refill the pepper shaker . ...
On their anniversary night, the blonde husband sat his wife down in the
bedroom with her favorite magazine, turned on the soft reading lamp, slipped off
her shoes, patted and propped her feet and announced that he was preparing
dinner all by himself.
"How romantic!" she thought.
Two-and-a-half hours later, she was still waiting for dinner to be served. She
tiptoed to the kitchen and found it a colossal mess.
Her harried blond husband, removing something indescribable from the smoking
oven, saw her in the doorway.
"Almost ready!" he vowed. "Sorry it took me so long but I had to
refill the pepper shaker."
"Why, honey, how long could that have taken you?"
"More than an hour, I reckon. Wasn't easy stuffing' it through those dumb